Oh Nigerian man shares a hilarious but painful experience of hosting the biggest birthday party of his life—only to pass out before midnight and miss out on all the fun.
In a viral post, a person identified as @barisukafx on X (formerly Twitter) explained how he All went out to celebrateBooking a four-bedroom apartment and ordering massive drinks from a friend who owns a liquor store.
The festivities escalated when their Twin birthdaysA friend — known for her social connections — invited her entourage, which turned the party into a packed affair with an estimated 150-200 guests leaving the house.
Despite a packed crowd, a skilled DJ, and even the stripers he hired for the night, @barisukafx admits he drank too much too early.
How I Missed My Big Birthday Party
“A few years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to throw a big birthday party. I booked a 4-bedroom apartment and called my guy who owns a liquor store to supply the drinks. Brought cartons of drinks, you could see that the cab he came with was weighed down.
“I have a friend who we share the same birthday with and she's the life of the party, so she knows a lot of people. We usually celebrate birthdays together so she invited her friends. I knew That's why I'm expecting people, but I wasn't prepared for the crowds that came in. We had 4 bedrooms completely full until we had the flow out There were 150-200 people.
“Everyone drank from their bottle and we had a crazy DJ that got everyone on their feet. I got a bottle of drink I can't remember the name of and I was sipping it until I didn't go out before 12 o'clock.
I threw up a lot and when I woke up at 6 in the morning, I saw some people settle down. I heard they had a lot of fun and didn't stop DJing. No one came out till 5 am.
So here's what happened….I threw the biggest birthday party of my life, drank too early and didn't attend! It still hurts me to this day…
Wait, did I mention I had stripers too? Yes, I paid for that too and didn't even do a lap dance!
